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Not now, old son.

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Not now.

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You won't get far in that thing, mate.

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Come.

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Close the door, Louis.

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I presume this is some sort of joke.

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No, Derek, not a joke.

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You can't be serious.

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Well, I'm very serious, sir.

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You really do want to be assigned new
partners?

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Yes, sir.

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But, I mean, you two, Briggs and Louis,
you go together.

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Like Torville and Dean.

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Like sickness and diarrhoea.

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Not anymore, sir.

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Not since.

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Since what?

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We'd rather not say, sir.

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Not here.

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Not now.

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Maybe not ever.

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I see.

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See? See? How can you see?

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You think you can trust someone? Then
the two -faced leopard changes its

25
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turns tail, stabs you in the back and
kisses Veronica on the water dispenser.

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So all this is about a woman?

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No, sir.

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Veronica.

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Come here, Al!

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Do you get a grip? Don't get a grip on
his throat!

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I've seen this sort of thing before.

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The eternal triangle.

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A few coquettish giggles, pretty face, a
well -turned leg, firm high breasts,

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straining with the starched white linen
of a WPC's uniform.

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That's all it takes to turn good mates
into bitter enemies.

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Jealousy, terrible thing.

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There's a big green -eyed monster over
there.

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And he's laughing at you.

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He's looking at you.

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Yes, I'll split them up.

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You may not be able to see that green
-eyed monster, but I can.

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Oh, yes.

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We're old friends.

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We're old sparring partners.

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He's been in my home.

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In my bedroom.

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He slept with my wife, that's fine!

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But I'll tell you both something.

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Us three are going to defeat that ugly
old monster.

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And do you know how?

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Harpoon?

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Big stick, stout nylon string?

53
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No. We're going to tough it out.

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We're going to stick together.

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We're going to enter that dark tunnel of
jealousy and come out the other end.

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What I'm saying is...

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Request refused.

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Sir. I want you both on the 10 .30 train
to Durham to pick up Roderick Spanner

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-Clark, a .k .a. the Great Escaper.

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He's as slippery as an eel.

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So I want both of you handcuffed to him
at all times.

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Together.

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Lads. Lads.

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You can run, but you can't hide.

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Well,

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obviously, that doesn't count.

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What?

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4 -0. 4 -3. 4 -0! 4 -3! 4 -0!

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You officially said it. Gentlemen,
please.

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At the moment, I have a severe headache,
and my heart condition is such that

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even a minor irritation causes me
grievous bodily pain.

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So could we please come to some
accommodation concerning the score in

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tournament in a more adult and
reasonable way?

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Thank you.

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Four all.

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Four three.

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Four all.

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Four three.

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What was it the desk sergeant said?

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Smallest wrist on a male that he'd ever
seen.

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Four all.

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Doesn't seem a lot of trouble to go to,
does it, eh?

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Teeny tiny little girl handcuffs.

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Special handcuffs, specially made up by
jewellers using special tiny tools.

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And powerful magnifying glasses.

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Look,

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handcuffs come in a range of sizes.

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Large, medium and small.

89
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And do you need a mess?

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What are you doing?

91
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Push off, you little beggar. Where are
you going, old man?

92
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I do apologize, gentlemen. I'm afraid
I'm feeling rather unwell.

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Come on, you've been in there long
enough. Come on, let's give it to this.

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What are you doing?

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Find out.

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What?

97
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they did this at Hendon.

98
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The day they gave us the official police
procedure with what to do. Say, we got

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stuck on a Yorkshire Moors handcuffed to
a dead escapologist and a British Rail

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laboratory door.

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I'm freezing and I'm knacked and I've
cut me blooming elbow as well.

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Got any soap in there?

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This is a British rail car, then.

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Well, at least you got something to
read.

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Shit on the villa.

106
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Not exactly Dickens, is it?

107
00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:12,270
David Briggs, heart, Veronica Wagstaff
forever.

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You wrote that, didn't you?

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You wrote shit on the villa.

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Point. I mean... Nothing's forever, is
it? Nothing's forever with Veronica

111
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Wagstaff. Normally it's more like four
seconds.

112
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Don't you talk like that about my
girlfriend.

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Your girlfriend?

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I am officially barring you from ever
saying her name again. Her name, in your

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mouth, is like shoving a tender white
dove into a box of kippers.

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All right, all right.

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Let's have a truth.

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Barley. That is, until I'm not attached
to a corpse and you're not wearing the

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biggest, least charming charm bracelet
in the world.

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Let's find a phone.

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But first, I am going to answer the
call, nature.

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Wagstaff. Veronica.

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Ugh.

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Cottom.

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What do you mean they weren't on the
train?

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Beautiful, isn't it?

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00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:04,360
I mean, lots of people do this for fun.

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00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:08,390
What? Carrying dead bodies on bog doors.

129
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,550
No, walking on the moors.

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They must be completely bloody insane.

131
00:11:17,850 --> 00:11:20,530
No wonder Yorkshiremen are such
miserable gits.

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My grandad was a Yorkshireman and a
farmer.

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A Yorkshireman and a farmer?

134
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He must have been a laugh at Christmas.

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00:11:31,811 --> 00:11:33,109
Oh, he was.

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00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,450
He used to come round dressed as King
Edward.

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He used to tackle me in my nativity
play.

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In the end, put a shotgun in his mouth,
blew his brains out.

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Farmers always do that up here.

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Apparently in Yorkshire, they sell
shotguns in a variety of flavours.

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What's the matter?

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Your thin little wrist starting to ache?

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00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:12,410
It's bound to happen, isn't it, when you
think about it?

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You take a mighty -ass farmer, you stick
him out here in the middle of nowhere,

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give him a loaded shotgun.

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00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,590
What else are you going to do to break
the monotony?

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You either buy a Filipino wife from a
catalogue or you shoot yourself.

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Or someone else.

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Aye, yeah, well... They're all a bit mad
up here.

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And armed.

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00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,440
You ever seen that film, Deliverance?

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And the cord was pulled where?

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The middle of North York Moor.

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The nearest town's about 30 miles away.

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I thought it were kids walking about.

156
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,060
I thought old Spanner was past it.

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He was a terror in his day.

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Almost hated coppers.

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00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:10,600
But he's out there now somewhere.

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Torturing them.

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00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,740
Are you going to organise a torch party?

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00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,560
Yes, I suppose so.

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My back's not going to take much more of
this, you know.

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00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,350
What?

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00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:34,740
He made a noise.

166
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They do that.

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Dead bodies.

168
00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:39,720
What? It's escaping wind.

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And the muscles contract.

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00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:51,610
I was talking to this mortician once.

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Apparently, sometimes a long time after
they die, these bodies suddenly sit bolt

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upright. And there's this terrible
moaning noise.

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00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:12,340
Well, you'd know all about moaning,
wouldn't you? Having slept next to

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Hey, look down there.

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00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,370
Light.

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00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:28,280
The last thing we want to do is to
terrify some little old lady.

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00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:32,700
So let's take everything one stage at a
time.

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I'll go first with me bog door.

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And then I'll follow on with me dead
body.

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See?

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00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:43,970
Now we're getting somewhere.

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Probably wondering.

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Big dick.

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00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:26,430
Father.

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00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:32,789
Father

186
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:39,930
says,

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come in.

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Come, Robert.

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All is well.

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Nice place.

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Wipe your feet.

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00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,940
Ah, Fathom.

193
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,860
Fathom. Quiet, father.

194
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,740
Sorry about that.

195
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:35,580
He's not very well.

196
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:39,000
To be fair, he's not going to get any
better.

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00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,170
He's dead.

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00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:43,630
Ah!

199
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,660
Yes. Er, Heath, erm...

200
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:52,830
He said, I'm Dave Briggs, pleased to
meet you. This is Bob Louie.

201
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:57,070
This is obviously the lavatory door from
the Durham Express.

202
00:16:57,490 --> 00:17:02,790
And if we could just use your phone,
we'll be away and out of your hair.

203
00:17:03,030 --> 00:17:07,450
Are you going to wash the hair?

204
00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:12,470
Father wants to know if you'd like him
to wash down the body.

205
00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:16,810
Only it's just on the pigs and he hasn't
changed yet.

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00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:22,689
Back on our thanks to your father, but
access and egress to a phone will be

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00:17:22,690 --> 00:17:26,030
fine. What makes me think that they
wouldn't have a phone?

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00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:28,569
Fax? Email?

209
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:32,910
Moodle? Computer linked to the
information superhighway?

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00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,140
This is a pig's heart.

211
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:03,540
What have you got there?

212
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,760
The dog will follow the scent from that.

213
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:07,830
Get down there, then.

214
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,720
We can't.

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00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,740
We have to. I'm not staying here.

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00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:23,470
We go out there, we'll freeze.

217
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:24,990
Dave, he's got a gun.

218
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,030
I've told you, they've all got guns.

219
00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:31,160
They use them like Prozac for
depression.

220
00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:35,789
Even on the Yorkshire Moor, that
gentleman has to be considered a proud

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00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:36,840
eccentric.

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00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,250
He's a big Viking, for God's sake.

223
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:44,280
I bet he hasn't slept with a woman since
decimalisation.

224
00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:47,060
Nor have you.

225
00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:48,920
He's got a gun.

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00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,630
Anyway, I have.

227
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,770
Hard to say.

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00:18:56,780 --> 00:19:00,840
In their eyes, we are two very
attractive young ladies.

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00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,170
Don't be ridiculous.

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00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:05,300
I'm telling you, the young one keeps
staring at me.

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00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:06,720
They're harmless.

232
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,980
They're just a bit rough and ready.

233
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,010
Yeah, the old man's rough, and I think
the young one's ready.

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00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,180
I'll talk to them.

235
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,720
So, lovely here, isn't it?

236
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,380
Eh? No telly, no radio.

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00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,680
Simple, healthy lifestyle.

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00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:29,280
Sitting in the dark, staring into space,
oiling your shotgun.

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00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:37,339
This is what they used to do in the old
days, before the old red goggle box came

240
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:38,390
along, eh?

241
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:44,760
And killed... Killed the art of
conversation.

242
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,880
You don't play the banjo, do you?

243
00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:05,370
So, Seth, I think I heard the word pig.

244
00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:07,990
Have they gone to feed them, perhaps?

245
00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:10,090
Not to feed them.

246
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,340
No.

247
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:21,170
This way, lads. Come on, keep up. Come
on, move it, you lot.

248
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,070
What's he doing?

249
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:33,740
Custardion. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Honestly, no.

250
00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:35,310
You're too late.

251
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:40,200
He used to do it with his teeth.

252
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,300
Tell your father.

253
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:05,120
Up and... Quiet!

254
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,080
What did he say?

255
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,500
Father says he's glad your handcuffs are
off.

256
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:21,179
Because you're going to need both hands
free for a little game we're going to

257
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,230
play.

258
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:40,740
concept of this game, is it? It isn't.
Nah, because they're two playing cards.

259
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,320
The cards have got to be... Oh.

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Forget it, father.

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You win.

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Keep on winning like this and you'll
have enough bullets to shoot yourselves

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every day for a fortnight.

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What have you got now, father?

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He's got names for all his bullets.

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There.

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He just has his girlfriends.

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He takes them to bed with him.

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Puts them under the bedclothes.

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And he unscrews them.

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Yes, well, living on your own, you need
a hobby.

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I mean, you, father.

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At least they're more reliable than real
women. They don't go off without

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telling you.

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Well, that was the verdict from the
Icelandic jury.

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Perhaps we should hear it from Katie
Boyle in English.

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Father wants to know if you'd like a
drink.

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What have you got?

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Lots.

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What of?

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Drinks.

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Go on, I'll have one.

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And I'll have one.

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And I'll have one.

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And he'll have one.

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Hey!

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That's Dizzy and Johnny!

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Shut up.

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And up against the wall, all of you.

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Looks like a farmhouse.

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We'd better check it out. Come on, lads.

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You, give me the keys to your car.

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Car?

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My dear sir, I will guess that if these
two ever did stumble across an internal

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combustion engine, they'd probably
sacrifice a sheep and worship it.

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I bet you four shotgun cartridges that
the Flintstones do not have a car.

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I don't have a car.

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Thank you.

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Father just know.

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What do you say to your stupid old git?

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I probably did.

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Move!

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Now you.

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Tea.

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Car.

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Tea.

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So this is.

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It were 1956.

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The pigs hit the car keys.

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Good little runner, is she?

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Aye. Used to be.

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Used to run the whole farm, brother.

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Still work!

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Stay back, all of you.

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Dave, you leave him alone.

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He is the only friend I've got.

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Father says he's your friend as well.

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Give me that gun. Stay back. Careful,
Briggs. It's all right, sir.

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He won't shoot.

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I know exactly what I'm doing.

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Oh, God.

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It's like that film, The Blue Lamp,
where Dixon and Doc Green face his down

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Humphrey Bogart. He says... Come on,
son.

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Hand over a gun.

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Don't be silly.

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00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,099
Dave, I've seen that film as well.

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Come on, me old chum, you old cock
sparrow.

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Dave, I've seen that film as well, and
he does shoot him.

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00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,090
He does.

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00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,180
He doesn't. He does?

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00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,220
He doesn't! Oh, God.

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00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:09,030
He does!

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00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,920
He doesn't! After him!

334
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,490
Bob, speak to me.

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00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,770
Bob.

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Bob.

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Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.

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He's dead.

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He's really dead.

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Bob.

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You can't leave me.

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Not like this.

343
00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:44,900
I didn't really sleep with Veronica.

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00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,360
Honestly, I didn't.

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00:26:46,361 --> 00:26:49,619
No, I was just jealous because you'd got
a girlfriend and I hadn't and I wanted

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00:26:49,620 --> 00:26:53,280
to split you up and... It was you she
really loved.

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00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:59,440
Take that bastard out of my sight.

348
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:03,680
Let it all out, big fella.

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00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,800
Father says he loved him too.

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00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:26,039
He says it's lucky the shells in that
shotgun

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were Dolly and Daisy.

352
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:30,460
They couldn't hurt anyone.

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00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:33,940
They were full of pig's blood.

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00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:37,850
Pig's blood?

355
00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:41,800
So you never did sleep with Veronica?

356
00:27:47,950 --> 00:27:49,090
And she really likes me.

357
00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:51,750
I only said that because you were dead.

358
00:27:52,990 --> 00:27:57,330
And you said you loved me. I don't love
you.

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I hate you.

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00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:02,650
For God's sake, admit it, both of you.

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00:28:03,410 --> 00:28:06,610
You two were made for each other.

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00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:12,070
Now, give each other a manly hug.

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Come on!

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Let anybody come between you again.

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